sequences
Hey Yo, Come on in and hang awhile!!!! Buy some of the coolest contraband...OK, it's not REALLY contraband, but it is SO COOL!! And you will be helping some GOODCONS that are still incarcerated (maybe yours!) because 3% of all sales go to inmate commissary accounts ($50 bucks per inmate)! Just buy some good stuff and include your GOODCON's commissary account info at checkout. We'll be drawing one GOODCON at random each month and mailing the cash (ALRIGHT, the money order!) directly to his or her account (Hey, I ALWAYS needed more commissary cash!). When your GOODCON gets it, we'd love to hear his or her response, so send us a quick comment on the "Cash for Cons" post of our CONsequences blog. YOU ARE THE BEST!! NOW CLICK HERE AND START SHOPPING!!! Oh, ya need more info? then keep readin'!
CONCARDS
It's your GOODCON's birthday and he's still a guest of the government! You want to send a nice Happy Birthday card . . .
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
THERE'S NOTHING HAPPY ABOUT
SPENDING A BIRTHDAY IN PRISON!!!
. . . and the same goes for an anniversary, Kwanzaa, Christmas, Ramadan, or any other holiday!
That's why we developed CONCARDS, a line of greeting cards designed specifically for you and your GOODCON.
You will feel great sending these quality cards, each with a sentiment only people "feelin' " prison can fully appreciate. And at MAIL CALL we guarantee a CONCARD will make his day!!!
So, take a look, pick out your favorites, then buy them, AND MAIL THEM! NOW CLICK HERE AND START SHOPPING!!! And if you want to feel good AND LOOK GOOD TOO, keep readin' . . .
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CONWEAR
So, you think you're a GOODCON, right? Well here's your chance to LOOK LIKE ONE!
We have coveralls, pants and shirts inspired by the threads "The Man" made me (and a lot of other guys and gals) wear during our bids in the Admin (Brooklyn MDC), Otisville Medium, the SHU at Ft. Dix and the Allenwood camp (among others). Hey, I figure if they think everybody's a criminal anyway, we might as well look the part!!
But these clothes are great on their own. Great for doing repairs or gardening around the house, great for hangin' with the "boys in the hood", and great for just hangin'! They're made of a durable poly/cotton blend* that will stand up to any abuse you may have in store for them, and each with the GOODCONs broken cuff logo proudly (but fashionably!) displayed!
You gotta love these clothes!!
Take a look for yourself! BUY SOME! 'Cause Yo, when they start showin' up on your friends, don't say I didn't tell ya! NOW CLICK HERE AND START SHOPPING!!!
*Tees and Polos 100% pre-shrunk cotton
Joe Con
